Theology: The Anti-Christ Unmasked

When I was growing up I was entranced by prophesy books – Stan Deyo’s “The Cosmic Conspiracy”, Barry Smith’s “Final Warning” and the sequel “The Very Last Final Warning” or whatever it was called. (By the way these books should have come with a money back guarantee if they didn’t deliver).

Also remember playing around with numbers to determine who actually the number of the Beast is. Both the names William Gates III and Henry Kissinger add up to 666 if you use the secret code A=6, B= 12, C=18 etc. Hmmm….

But I reckon after years of research I’ve finally determined who the beast actually is. Without doubt it’s the evil, malicious little guy that emails the surf reports to me. When it’s good surf you never actually receive the email until after 1.00pm when the wind goes onshore. What use is that? And often he lies. When it is really good he lets everyone think that it is small and that the wind is going to come in soon - while he and his close mates then enjoy Trigg point all to themselves.

Surely the hottest place in Hades has been created for this guy.