Where is Osama Bin Hidin' #2

Weird thoughts.

I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. Where on earth is he hiding?

What does he do on an average week night?

Maybe he rents a DVD...
to enjoy an American movie
Maybe he goes to the Gym...
Or the shooting range...
Gets take-out for dinner...sometimes, he is pretty thin you know...

Does he Blog under an alias?
Sip a glass of red wine, from an unlabelled bottle...?
Just like mine.
Laugh at jokes? Maybe his own.

I doubt he watches "Inside Idol" like my wife.
Or worse still - "Kath & Kim"...
But then again....it must get pretty boring hiding out in a cave.